Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
She said her name was "party"
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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