Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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