Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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