It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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