On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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