I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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