Porn is love you can see.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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