Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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