this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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