Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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