Joe is yelling at the trees again.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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