I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I AM VODKA MAN
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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