ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
