Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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