trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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