physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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