My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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