it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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