Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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