am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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