im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
My life is pants optional.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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