their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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