I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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