He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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