Is it normal to miss your booty call?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
