they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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