I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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