ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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