I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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