And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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