Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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