dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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