Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Someone shattered a urinal.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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