Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I'm getting married
To pizza
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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