Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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