OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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