sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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