Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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