Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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