you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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