Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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