it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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