hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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