this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
we're so committed to being not committed
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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