spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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