i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
is wine microwaveable?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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