What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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