Jerry, you need to find god
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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