: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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