When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Randomize
