I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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