So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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