i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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