Christians are straight up FREAKS
hell yes lets make some ravioli
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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